Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
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THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
Always reblog
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This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
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| (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.) | |
| Angry Customer: | “Damn f**s.” |
| Gay Man: | “Excuse me?” |
| Angry Customer: | “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.” |
| Gay Man: | *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?” |
| Angry Customer: | “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.” |
| (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.) | |
| Angry Customer: | *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?” |
| (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.) | |
| Owner: | “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.” |
| Wife: | “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—” |
| Owner: | “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.” |
| (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.) |
| me when i go out: | i should've stayed home |
|---|---|
| me when i stay home: | i should've gone out |
| me when i'm around people: | i want to be alone |
| me when i'm alone: | i want to be around people |
| me when i'm mean to people: | i need to be nicer |
| me when i'm nice to people: | i need to be meaner |
| me when i'm on tumblr: | all is right with the world |
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A message from Prince Harry at the CHIME for Change concert. (x)
REASONS WHY I LOVE HIM TO DEATH.
Ok but this guy is a saint.
We hear about all the partying and stuff but in 2008, one of the soldiers in his battalion was being threatened by 6 other soldiers from another outfit for being openly gay. The soldier escaped and went back to duty when Harry saw him and demanded to know what happened and then was like “Right well I’m going to sort this out” and full on stomped over to the guys and threw a fit at them and solved the problem and those guys never bothered the soldier again and he did it all without violence.
FOUR FOR YOU P. HARRY YOU GO P. HARRY.
I would vote for him to be my king.
Thats how monarchy works right guys?Did you guys know he’s going to be walking to the South Pole with a group of wounded warriors? There are teams from several countries going and I heard he’s planning to spend some time with each one during the trip so no team gets more help than another. He’s a soldier and he respects other soldiers. It looks like he just respects people, period.
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bless you
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i’m getting round to old projects i started. if any of you remember i had this idea ages ago but never ran with it until tonight.
so here are the posters i made :) enjoy!
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Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [3/50]
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The book is upside down.
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Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
Yes it got better finally
Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…
And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..
What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???
HEELS???????
GUYS IT’S A TRAP
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