[As an LGBTQ individual whose been told their whole life “its just a phase” and “can’t you just be normal?” amongst a plethora of other such things, it bugs the shit out of me when people “ship” characters against their established sexuality. Just because we don’t have many queer couples to root for doesn’t excuse that we’re doing the same type of bullshit to those characters as has been done to us by insisting they be who or what we want over who or what they’ve been written or played as!]
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
[As a teen, about 10 years ago, I was depressed and suicidal, Voyager made me escape from the real world and allowed me to contemplate my life for a while, essentially stopping me from killing myself.]
He loves digging holes…and then sitting in them and staring at everybody
god bless america
this is too amazing
HERE FOR THIS
young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.
"I’m better at life than you."
Wait a minute…
I have been laughing at this for hours now…
So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven.
Good job Internet.
Thank you for this!
Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post.
Wow, I never knew the story behind this. Thank thank
I corrected it
I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.
this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet
A compilation of Michael yelling at Ryan because it amuses me greatly.
this is it®
the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing
This changed everyone’s game
This shit put her on the map.
My fav Gaga performance OF ALL TIME
This is the first thing I ever saw of her, and was blown the fuck away. I miss that.
Game of Sass.
And finally, a note about beaver butts. They smell delightful.
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
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